Tag: funny
group name: gathergroupies
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March 05, 2008 05:05 PM EST --
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your . . . more
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April 21, 2008 01:02 PM EDT --
A few months ago one of my cats (shadow) brought me a furry little trophy. You guessed it a mouse. We live sort of in the country so from time to time we will get one. The cats quickly . . . more
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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June 27, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible . . . more
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August 06, 2008 06:22 PM EDT --
Has the most billionaires? Moscow, with 33
Has the most people? Tokyo. Population: 34 million
Is the most densely populated? Manila, the Philippines, with 108,000 people . . . more
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May 01, 2008 07:46 PM EDT --
My youngest daughter is 14 months old. Quite a while ago, she learned how to take her pants off. Since then, she loves to take them off and wear them on her head like a hat. When she does it, she is so . . . more
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March 28, 2008 06:59 PM EDT --
I wrote a quick article earlier about some funny/shocking news that I received and some people that responded to it mentioned things hidden in their own family's closet. This got me to thinking........Do . . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as . . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their . . . more
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June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these
The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . . more
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January 06, 2008 11:38 AM EST --
I was sent this by a good friend today , It is really good , Please put your speakers on too as the music is so nice xx
It's called , As I have matured
http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/life/life.htm . . . more
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July 08, 2008 01:40 PM EDT --
There once was a blonde who had two horses but she couldn't tell them apart, so she goes to her friend and says,"I have two horses and I just can't tell them apart."
The friend suggest . . . more
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March 19, 2008 02:43 PM EDT --
I got this email today and it was too cute not to share!
Enjoy!
As I've matured.....
I have learned you can't make someone love you. You can stalk them and only hope that they . . . more
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March 15, 2008 03:43 PM EDT --
HIS:
1. Pull up to drive through ATM.
2. Insert card.
3. Enter PIN number.
4. Take cash, card and receipt
HERS:
1. Pull up to drive through . . . more
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March 15, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
. . . more
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
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March 25, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today and thought it was very cute. I had to share!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, . . . more
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April 05, 2008 09:25 PM EDT --
While I was at a birthday party that my 4 year old was invited to I was casually asked my age. I have no problem being 41 so I said 41, why? "Gasp" went this obviously untactful . . . more
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June 09, 2008 06:21 PM EDT --
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
~ David Dixon, 1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored . . . more
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January 21, 2008 06:30 PM EST --
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s . . . more
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