Tag: humor
group name: gathergroupies
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March 05, 2008 05:05 PM EST --
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your . . . more
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May 17, 2008 10:06 AM EDT --
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink
and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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May 29, 2008 01:07 AM EDT --
Let's see who knows the most irrelevant trivia. Who will be the fountain of useless knowledge tonight. Yes, I'm a little late for 'ten at ten' but not if I was in Hawaii. . . . more
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March 17, 2008 11:56 AM EDT --
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not . . . more
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August 25, 2008 07:19 PM EDT --
After two weeks of couch-potato Olympic coverage, I can definitely say I'm not moving swifter, higher or stronger. But I am in awe of the athletes who can! It's amazing what the . . . more
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as . . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their . . . more
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June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these
The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . . more
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February 21, 2008 06:12 AM EST --
George Burns:
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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January 31, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen! It is not what you think it is going to be the first few seconds. There is nothing dirty about it but our minds make . . . more
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March 15, 2008 03:43 PM EDT --
HIS:
1. Pull up to drive through ATM.
2. Insert card.
3. Enter PIN number.
4. Take cash, card and receipt
HERS:
1. Pull up to drive through . . . more
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March 15, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
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February 13, 2008 10:15 AM EST --
This is what my parents woke up to last week when they were reading the paper with their morning coffee. My dad said you write stuff, write about these idiots. The idiots are at the Eureka . . . more
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January 21, 2008 06:30 PM EST --
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s . . . more
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July 18, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
Here's another list for your reading pleasure. I love finding these as most of them are absolutly ridiculous and often remind me of the song "Here's Your Sign" by Jeff Foxworthy. . . . more
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July 23, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps . . . more
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July 26, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and just thought it was to darn cute not to share. Just visit the link below. Make sure your sound is on.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb . . . more
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July 05, 2008 04:48 PM EDT --
* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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